COME ON MY TOUR!

I am a tour guide. As well as all the other stuff. I know! And this page here is how I find some nice new people to work with. It’s my CV, basically. It’s 2026. At the time of writing. Or is it 2049? Think about that.

It’s taken an age to pull this malarkey together because it’s a bit embarrassing isn’t it? It’s like, Oooh, look at me. Look how delectable I am. Look at all these monetisably delectable things people say about me! Well, yeah.

Anyway, here we are. REVIEWS! It’s a work in progress, website-wise, but the juice of it is how I make my living. Most of these are from a countryside bus tour I do with these guys but some are also from walking tours. Anyway, this is what people think of my tour guiding…

“HUMOROUS, PROFESSIONAL, EXPERIENCED . . . HERO”

“A MINI ADVENTURE”

“HUGE LEARNING LESIONS!”

“ENRICHING & ENJOYABLE”

“AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT”

“A BIT OF AN EDGE”

“INCREDIBLE SURPRISE . . . HUZZAH!”

“HE DESERVES A KNIGHTHOOD”

“KARL IS THE SPRINKLES”

“BLISSFUL”

“ENGAGING METHODS THROUGHOUT”

STRAIGHT TO THE POINT

short but Sweet