I AM A TOUR GUIDE!
This page here is how I find nice new people to work with. It’s my CV, basically.
It’s taken me an age to pull this together because I find it all a bit embarrassing. It’s like, Oooh, look at me. Look at how marvellous I am!
Well … yeah. That’s basically what this is. People say nice things because I’m good at my job. If you run a tour company, maybe we can work together,
Most of this small selection are from a countryside bus tour I do with Amsterdam Guias y Tours but some are also from walking tours. Anyway, this is me blowing my own trumpet. That’s right. I have a trumpet…
“HUMOROUS, PROFESSIONAL, EXPERIENCED . . . HERO”
“A MINI ADVENTURE”
“HUGE LEARNING LESIONS!”
“ENRICHING & ENJOYABLE” (every moment)
“A+++++”
“A BIT OF AN EDGE”
“INCREDIBLE SURPRISE . . . HUZZAH!”
“HE DESERVES A KNIGHTHOOD”
MANY SCENIC VIEWS
“KARL IS THE SPRINKLES”
“BLISSFUL”
“EVERY STOP A VIBE”
“FULL DAY”
“I’M STILL SMILING . . .”
A SAINTLY MAN
CONTAGIOUS
“SIMPLY . . . .”
JUST LIKE WOSISNAME . . .
“SUPER DUPER FUNNY . . . MANY JOKES TELLER”
I’VE TOUCHED YOUR CHILDREN
EMBRACE THE RAIN, CUDDLE THE COW
LIFE-CHANGING
MIAOW
RESPECT & POSITIVE ENERGY
“MORE THAN PLEASANT”