I AM A TOUR GUIDE!

This page here is how I find nice new people to work with. It’s my CV, basically.

It’s taken me an age to pull this together because I find it all a bit embarrassing. It’s like, Oooh, look at me. Look at how marvellous I am!

Well … yeah. That’s basically what this is. People say nice things because I’m good at my job. If you run a tour company, maybe we can work together,

Most of this small selection are from a countryside bus tour I do with Amsterdam Guias y Tours but some are also from walking tours. Anyway, this is me blowing my own trumpet. That’s right. I have a trumpet…

“HUMOROUS, PROFESSIONAL, EXPERIENCED . . . HERO”

“A MINI ADVENTURE”

“HUGE LEARNING LESIONS!”

“ENRICHING & ENJOYABLE” (every moment)

“A+++++”

“A BIT OF AN EDGE”

“INCREDIBLE SURPRISE . . . HUZZAH!”

“HE DESERVES A KNIGHTHOOD”

MANY SCENIC VIEWS

“KARL IS THE SPRINKLES”

“BLISSFUL”

“EVERY STOP A VIBE”

“FULL DAY”

“I’M STILL SMILING . . .”

A SAINTLY MAN

CONTAGIOUS

“SIMPLY . . . .”

JUST LIKE WOSISNAME . . .

“SUPER DUPER FUNNY . . . MANY JOKES TELLER”

I’VE TOUCHED YOUR CHILDREN

EMBRACE THE RAIN, CUDDLE THE COW

LIFE-CHANGING

MIAOW

RESPECT & POSITIVE ENERGY

“MORE THAN PLEASANT”